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1C milk
3Tb sweetener/cocoa mix (Make ahead by mixing: 1C evaporated cane juice & 1/4C cocoa powder. You can store in a jar for continued use)
1 1/2 tsp instant decaffeinated coffee (MUST be instant)
2C crushed ice
Wedge of Cabbage

Start with the milk and add the rest of the ingredients. Your ice needs to come 1 inch over the liquid. Secure the lid. Select the "Whole Juice" button for one cycle. No surprise, this tastes good with or without the cabbage.